Melinda's (further) adventures in Surreality Melinda shares a body with Belinda, a sensible, 50-something, middle class housewife and mother of two, but her soul is uniquely and eternally her own. Her role models are Lady Hester Stanhope and Ruby Tuesday. She loves cats, Jim Morrison, red wine and good cheese. She has never found a man to match her, and maybe he doesn't exist, but she indulges in romantic fantasies from time to time. In another reality she is Cassandra, but she knows she can't save humanity from itself, so as it ignores her warnings and hurtles headlong towards its doom, all she can do is watch more in sorrow than anger, and wish she'd shagged Apollo when she had the chance.
I just circulated an email to all the Parish Clerks in the county asking for advice about bottle banks.
Here is one of the first replies I got:
'Hello. I am away until 19 November 2007 and am unable to read email until I return.'
Glad to see that someone round here is really on the ball 
Maybe he needs to go on the course I mentioned previously
If the bottles are full, can I withdraw a Vodka and a Morgans Spiced please? 
 | Melinda_blog [Member] 2008-06-27 @ 05:42 |
Not till you've made a deposit.
 | modone1966 [Member] 2008-06-27 @ 05:44 |
Ohhhhhhhhhhh promises promises 
| Melinda_blog [Member] 2008-06-27 @ 18:02 |
Naughty!!! 
| modone1966 [Member] 2008-06-27 @ 19:45 |
No your wrong that was naughty lol
| Melinda_blog [Member] 2008-06-27 @ 20:12 |
... but nice???
| modone1966 [Member] 2008-06-27 @ 20:17 |
Always nice You?
| Melinda_blog [Member] 2008-06-27 @ 20:30 |
But of course
| modone1966 [Member] 2008-06-27 @ 20:39 |
Aah bless you! I wouldn't have thought anything else
| Melinda_blog [Member] 2008-06-28 @ 19:09 |
Shows how little you know me 
| modone1966 [Member] 2008-06-29 @ 19:05 |
Oh not sure how to take that
You mean your a little devil???????????????
| Melinda_blog [Member] 2008-06-29 @ 19:22 |
When the mood takes me
| modone1966 [Member] 2008-06-30 @ 03:31 |
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh promises promises
| Melinda_blog [Member] 2008-06-30 @ 07:51 |
Think your needle's stuck
| modone1966 [Member] 2008-06-30 @ 15:39 |
Dunno how to take that! 
| Melinda_blog [Member] 2008-06-30 @ 15:49 |
Take it any way you like
| modone1966 [Member] 2008-07-01 @ 11:08 |
Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh promises promises AGAIN lol 
| Melinda_blog [Member] 2008-07-01 @ 11:20 |
YES!!!!
I KNEW I could get you to do it again
TOLD you I could tease for England!
| modone1966 [Member] 2008-07-01 @ 11:23 |
Either that or I'm very easy
| Melinda_blog [Member] 2008-07-01 @ 11:30 |
Couldn't possibly comment on that one
| modone1966 [Member] 2008-07-01 @ 20:02 |
Well will leave you guessing x
| Melinda_blog [Member] 2008-07-02 @ 05:56 |
Oooohhh, playing me at my own game now
You little devil, you!
| modone1966 [Member] 2008-07-02 @ 15:45 |
Who? Me? welllllllllll maybe - a little
 | joebangles [Member] 2008-06-26 @ 19:56 |
Maybe he fell in to his bottle bank, over come by the fumes.
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2008-06-26 @ 19:01